Elon Musk is the new head of the US Department of Government Efficiency. An odd choice, given that his recent business decisions have lost lots of money.
Since Musk took over Twitter and renamed it X it has lost huge numbers of users and advertisers. It’s share price has collapsed, it is now worth less than Truth Social, Donald Trumps social media platform with hardly any participants. A formal merger between X and Truth Social looks likely, giving Trump the worlds largest megaphone, albeit one with hardly anyone listening. The fall in value is one of the biggest losses in corporate history.
But a funny thing happened. After an initial massive fall in users starting a year or so ago user numbers started to rise again, before plummeting after Trump’s election win. I started to suspect that this growth in user numbers was the result of Xitter being colonised by automated bot accounts, and that these bot accounts were targeting Xitters remaining loyal users – insecure young men. For those of a squeamish disposition this means sex bots, AI generated accounts pretending to be attractive young ladies.
The best way to test this hypothesis was to track every attempt by a sex bot to interact with me on social media over the last 6 months to measure which social media channel had the most. It may be that this isn’t the most accurate; – it could be that Regina Humpal is a real person and her suggestions of a serious relationship reflects her interest in my blog.
But I doubt it
| Xitter | Threads | ||
| Regina Humpal | Linda Piele | Michelle MacLean | x |
| Yundt Ernest | Michelle MacLean | Olivia | x |
| Little Stefany | Maryaam Greene | eqrunn iobavudz kibresufex | x |
| Jacobson Jordan | Agatha Chen | clair oteruo | |
| Jerde Assunta | |||
| Graham Ali | |||
| Jaskolski Guillermo | |||
| Sporer Gaston | |||
| King Sylvester | |||
| Koepp Stanton | |||
| Bashirian Irwin | |||
| Lori Bartell | |||
| Lynch Rafael | |||
| Lemke Williams | |||
| Kuhic Rayford | |||
| Schmeler Kareem | |||
| Wintheiser Latoyia | |||
| Otha Bechtelar | |||
| Wehner Darwin | |||
| Schultz Lon | |||
| Ruecker Meredith | |||
| Kub Roma | |||
| Champlin Doria | |||
| Sawayn Tresa | |||
| Kessler Anthony | |||
| Kiehn Griselda | |||
| Christiansen Porter | |||
| Wintheiser Roselee | |||
| Larkin Cedrick | |||
| Nader Ruthanne | |||
| Bergnaum Hosea | |||
| McDermott Neil | |||
| McNeyque | |||
| Nakita Daigre | |||
| UnaSusan | |||
| Yon Fruehling | |||
| Yun Gutzmann | |||
| Chandra Siford | |||
| Nga Singleterry | |||
| Marg Wildeman | |||
| JanetEipstein | |||
| Alane Catchpole | |||
| Damaris Pendegraft | |||
| AthenaMaurice | |||
| Daria Lavesque | |||
| MadelineButler | |||
| Kayleigh Egertson | |||
| Ailbhe Voorhees | |||
| Marielle Trapp | |||
| Nina Melin | |||
| Krystle Looker | |||
| Tari Kizzia | |||
| Layla Lansford | |||
| Annamaria Mundie | |||
| Adalyn Zens | |||
| Yasmin Marbley | |||
| Willis Dady | |||
| Annemarie Yarwood | |||
| Nona Morfin | |||
| Chi Wickizer | |||
| Kaycie Noon | |||
| Eirinn Ginocchio | |||
| Tommie Peloquin | |||
| Breagh Ornellas | |||
| Ainsley Stangarone | |||
| Ester Max | |||
| ZoraDaniell | |||
| Celestina Marseglia | |||
| Paisley Smiht | |||
| Louisa Laningham | |||
| Tatiana Lantier | |||
| Rosalee Sorell | |||
| Shannan Bokman | |||
| Melany Mccalman | |||
| Shani Pane | |||
| Roxy Penniston | |||
| GemmaBuck | |||
| FredericaRuth | |||
| Hajra Kosek | |||
| Megan rose | |||
| Averi Ostby | |||
| Lili Yoshimura | |||
| Kai Bryngelson | |||
| Bettie Jast | |||
| Dooley Brenda | |||
| Chantel Daniel | |||
| Frankly I gave up at this point |
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| Fanny Wallet | $9.20 |
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| Polly Pullover | $7.90 |
| Wendy Saintz | $4.56 |
| Bettie Flange | $7.22 |
| Lizzie Pizzle | $1.45 |
| Marian Prophecies | $9.76 |
| Doris Johnson | $11.45 |
| Shiela Kneeler | $6.45 |
| Amanda Salamander | $3.76 |
| Lesley Crowther | $9.82 |
| Hetty Sweater | $2.83 |
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